You just never know…
I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to NSA, the FBI & CIA, the Swiss Guard, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Agent Fox Mulder & Scully, The Goonies, that guy wearing a homemade tin hat living in his mom’s basement, all the Storm Troopers & Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith, Chuck Norris, The Avengers, Illuminati, The Men In Black, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, The Ghost Busters, Justice League, James Gandolfini & Albus Dumbledore, Santa Claus, Krampus, Bert and Ernie,The Great Pumpkin Run, The Great Gatsby, all members of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Black Sabbath, Voltron, The ThunderCats, Dr. Who, Mystery Inc, Angela Landsbury, The WWE, the EPA, Magnum, P.I., He-Man, Shela & Skelator, Jay and Silent Bob, Cheech and Chong, Neo, Trinity & Morpheus, The Boondock Saints & Mark Zuckerburg himself to view all the amazing & incredible things I publish on this blog, Facebook & all other formats of Social Media.
I’m aware that my privacy ended the very day that I created a profile & published my first paragraph of content on the eternal black-hole of life (ie. the internet). Whatever I post can (and usually does) get shared, tagged, copied, & posted elsewhere because the content I publish is just that fascinating – therefore, if I don’t want anyone else to have it, then I don’t post it.
You know, because the risk of viral sharing is just that significant.
So, if you’re still reading this garbage post, feel free to infringe upon my artistic license, space of personal comfort & Constitutional privacy rights by copy, pasting & sharing this message as your next status update, in a personal letter written to your local Congressman, or vocally broadcasted within your personal & professional network – It’s all been confirmed by factcheck.com, tmz.com, trumpforpresident.com, snopes.com, & espn.com.
Thanks. Good night. -David, A Bachelor & His Grill
#Inspired by the masses who share their dirty laundry across all forms of social media 24/7, imprint images of themselves (taking selfies in their dirty bathroom) upon the eternal hard drive of the world wide web, & attempt to counteract this glorious behavior with personal privacy status updates. Genius.